The burdens of conservatism in the Obama age.
by P.J. O'Rourke
10/05/2009, Volume 015, Issue 03
http://www.weeklystandard.com/Content/Public/Articles/000/000/017/008eivbr.asp
"Whew, I'm pooped. Jimmy Carter has got me run ragged with all the hating I'm supposed to do. Jimmy says I'm a racist because I oppose President Obama's health care reform program. Even Jimmy Carter can't be wrong all the time. And since Jimmy Carter has been wrong about every single thing for the past 44 years, maybe--just as a matter of statistical probability--he's right this time.